IceCream diss: Hugh Hefner’s ex says sex with him lasted “2 seconds”

This is just wrong!

Crystal Harris may have gotten dumped by Hugh Hefner, now she is going in on what sex was like with the 85-year- old Playboy mogul.

She went on the Howard Stern’s (of course) XM radio show Tuesday and spilled the beans on what Hef was like in the sack.

“It last for 2 seconds then I was just over it,” she says. “I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.” She adds that they had sex just once. “He doesn’t really take off his clothes,” Harris says. “I’ve never seen Hef naked.”

Wow, and you were gonna MARRY the guy? What a phony beeyotch. What do you expect from an 85-year-old man sweetheart? These comments make YOU look dumb, not Hef.

Just Sayin’.



Author: BeccaSTAR

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